An Eloi Honorable Mention
For some reason which will never be satisfactorily explained, I have been transported back in time to 1960! I must remember that I’m now eighteen and not forty-three! It’s great to be young again and be back in the good old days when I had nothing to worry about except SAT’s . . . and acne . . . braces . . . and being flat chested and living with insensitive parents . . . and . . . hey, get me out of here and back to the present! —from Peggy Got Stewed and Married
An Eloi Gold Medal Winner
Next Saturday night, we’re sending you . . . back to the future!
The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe—women!
It means your future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has. Your future is whatever you make it.
Now remember boys, you must convince the old Alvin to stick with his musical career, so you can all be stars in the future!
You do sorta look like that J. Michael Fox guy.
Why are you so obsessed with this Hitler guy?
If I’m gonna build a time machine, it’s got to be iconic. I’m not gonna use a Honda f-bleep-ing Civic!
When questioned what speed he was doing, the driver stated that he was doing 88 miles per hour.
Protesting that he was “put up to the whole thing” by a local gang, Martin McFly, Junior, 17, was arrested for the theft of an undisclosed cash amount by Hill Valley Police this morning. The theft, which was accomplished with a stolen degaussing unit, took place at the Hill Valley Payroll Substation on 9th Street at exactly 1:28 A.M. this morning.