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by Ted Kavanagh, J.O.C. Orton and Howard Irving Young (Walter Forde, director) First release: 8 May 1944
 Actress Susie Barton’s husband invested their nestegg in Time Ferry Services, Ltd., but the only way she’ll ever get anything out of it is by taking a trip to Elizabethan times. The Professor: Time? What is time? Having successfully controverted the classical views of Euclid and Newton, we arrive at the Theory of Relativity, which states that space-time in the neighborhood of a gravitational field is curved—pop!, pardon—whereas at an infinite distance from such a field field, it is not. Tommy: How true, how true! Proceed, Prof. The Professor: Now, the curvature of space-time at any point in the continuum is proportional to the intensity of the gravitational field at that point, and consequently, as I have shown, there is no reason whatever why time should be of infinite duration. Bill: Very interesting, isn’t it? Susie: Yeah, what’s he talking about? Bill: He didn’t say. 
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